::looks over at TV::
"Dam, Girls Gone Wild commercials!!! I'm trying to write a freaking story here !!!!".
::20 minutes after Girls Gone Wild infomercials end::
:: PEN TOUCHES PAPER::
<<SIGHS>>
45 minutes pass...
::wiggles his big toe::
10 minutes pass...
::eats some string cheese, thinks about eating Chicken::
::Immediately becomes depressed after remembering that he's now a converted Pescatarian::
30 minutes pass...
:: PEN LEAVES PAPER REVEALING A HORRIBLE SKETCH OF THE MOON FLOATING OVER A BAYOU::
"Hmmmm"
30 minutes pass...
"Hmmm... Maybe the boy's a mute... that can work, I like it... Johnny & the Blues"
::sips on some Grape Drink::
"Mm Mm mmmm delicious.... Grape Drink! It's Purple!
(End of a Typical Short-Night Writing)
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